Rumpshaker ID: Genius
Residence: The Jamnasium
Misc: Lexi's his girlfriend, and she's really cool

There was that one time for a house party that we needed to hang a disco ball. And the super had said 'No Hanging Shit From the Ceiling.' So Genius says, "Give me an end table, 2 nails, and a 2X4." 10 minutes later, he had mounted our disco in some kind of safe-ceiling manner that was pretty damn brilliant..

There was also the one time Sr. Mariasnoggles took a nasty spill and broke a leg and screamed in pain at Genius for a ride to the hospital. Genius said, "Let me just get some jello, some tomatoes, and some cream cheese." Sr. Mariasnoggles thought he was assembling a soothing cream cheese/jello poultice. But turns out Genius just wanted to make a snack cuz emergency rooms can take forever and hospital cafeterias really suck..

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